THIS WEEK’S BAR QUOTES – (from 08-21-08)

Here is a queue of lovely Monday bar quotes I was sent by a dear old friend back in the day!
 
Patrick The Poet
 
 
THIS WEEK’S BAR QUOTES – (from 08-21-08)
 
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, 
you should have remained a virgin.’   –Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy)
 
 
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I 
was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: ‘No
good in a bed, but fine against a wall.’   –Eleanor Roosevelt
 
 
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. 
I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that 
statement.   –Mark Twain
 
 
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good 
ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.   –George Burns 
 
 
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.  –Victor Borge 
 
 
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.   –Mark Twain
 

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if 
you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.  –Socrates 
 
 
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.   –Groucho Marx 
 
 
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food 
groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.   –Alex Levine 
 
 
I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.   –Bob Hope 
 
 
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.   –W.C. Fields
 
 
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through
Congress.   –Will Rogers 
 
 
Don’t worry about avoiding temptation as you grow older, it will avoid you!   –Winston Churchill 
 

Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.  –Phyllis Diller 

 
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.   

–Billy Crystal 
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4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Pops Rose Sr.
    Aug 13, 2012 @ 20:27:29

    Good judgement comes from experience ,Experience comes from bad judgement.

    Reply

  2. Pops Rose Sr.
    Aug 13, 2012 @ 20:30:52

    DO A LIL DANCE, MAKE A LITTLE LOVE, HUG A LIL KID ,SMILE ALOT , BREATHE DEEPLY, LAFF DEEPLY AND TAKE TIME TO TURN AROUND AND SEE WHERE YOUVE BEEN,DO SOMETHING NICE FOR SOMEONE WHO NEEDS HELP ANONAMOUSLY , AND NEVER TELL NO ONE, NEVER FAIL TO TELL THOSE YOU CARE FOR ,HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM. AUTHOR MIKE ROSE SR

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  3. Pops Rose Sr.
    Aug 13, 2012 @ 20:52:02

    DONT YA WISH WE COULD FIX THE WORLDS PROBLEMS LIKE US OLD FARTS FIXED EVERYTHING GROWING UP ? GIT A BIGGER HAMMER , DUCT TAPE IT OR WD 40 IT .

    Reply

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