RUBBER GLOVES

This is only mildly–very mildly risque.  But don’t you love anecdotes and jokes and stories with sudden or unexpected endings?  This is a funny one!  Enjoy.
 
Patrick The Poet
 
 
RUBBER GLOVES
 
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you’re going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he
decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

‘Do you know how they make these gloves?’ he asked.

‘No, I don’t,’ she replied.

‘Well,’ he spoofed, ‘there’s a building in Canada with a big tank
of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them
into boxes of the right size.’

She didn’t crack a smile.

‘Oh, well. I tried,’ he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure,
she burst out laughing.

‘What’s so funny?’ he asked

‘I was just envisioning how condoms are made!’

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