THIS WEEK’S BAR QUOTES – (from 04-17-09)

I expect no one to be bored or complaining of this week’s quotations.  Enjoyment is mandatory!


THIS WEEK’S BAR QUOTES – (from 04-17-09)

Look at everything as though you were seeing it for the first time or the last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.
–Betty Smith

It is wise to ask someone what you are looking for before you begin looking for it.
–Winnie the Pooh

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
–Will Rogers

Whenever you have truth it must be given with love, or the message and the messenger will be rejected.
–Mahatma Gandhi

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
–Noel Coward

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?”
–Bumper Sticker

God, please save me from your followers!
–Bumper Sticker

Fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, and scratch where it itches.
–the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
–Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)

Luck is the residue of design.
–Branch Rickey – former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
–Mel Brooks

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
–Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

Wit is educated insolence.
–Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.
–Socrates (470-399 B.C.)


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