THIS WEEK’S BAR QUOTES – (from 05-22-09)

Hopefully these are good enough bar quotes to make up for last week’s omission of bar quotes here.  Circumstances beyond my control was the culprit.  May they never occur again! 

Patrick The Poet

THIS WEEK’S BAR QUOTES – (from 05-22-09)

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.
–Fats Domino

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil.
–Victor Hugo

What we do is a measure of who we are. If we imagine our work as labor, we become laborers. If we imagine our work as art, we become artists.
–Jeffrey Patnaude

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.
–Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
–H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.
–C. A. R. Hoare

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
–Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

What do you take me for, an idiot?
–General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
–Bill Hirst

Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
–Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
–Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
–George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
–Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)

A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
–Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
–John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)

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