THIS WEEK’S BAR QUOTES – (from 06-12-09)

Fantastic quotations seem to be as plentiful as free hors d’oeuvres at a rich celebrity’s wedding reception! As scrumptious and delicious, too.

Patrick The Poet

THIS WEEK’S BAR QUOTES – (from 06-12-09)

The white light streams down to be broken up by those human prisms into all the colors of the rainbow. Take your own color in the pattern and be just that.
–Charles R. Brown

Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
–Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
–Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)

I am not young enough to know everything.
–Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
–Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
–General George Patton (1885-1945)

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
–Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
–George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

I don’t even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
–Katherine Cebrian

I have an existential map; it has ‘you are here’ written all over it.
–Steven Wright

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.
–Gioacchino Rossini (1792-1868)

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
–Oliver Herford (1863-1935)

I have read your book and much like it.
–Moses Hadas (1900-1966)

The covers of this book are too far apart.
–Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

The world is a dangerous place to live. Not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don’t do anything about it.
–Albert Einstein


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: