THIS WEEK’S BAR QUOTES – (from 07-03-09)

A little more humor with this batch, especially with George Carlin, who passed a few years ago.

Patrick The Poet

THIS WEEK’S BAR QUOTES – (from 07-03-09)

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
–George Carlin

Each person has inside a basic decency and goodness. If he listens to it and acts on it, he is giving a great deal of what it is the world needs most. It is not complicated but it takes courage. It takes courage for a person to listen to his own goodness and act on it.
–Pau (Pablo) Casals

We often discover what will do, by finding out what will not do; and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
–Samuel Smiles

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.
–Abraham Lincoln

How do you tell a communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
–Ronald Reagan

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
–George Carlin

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
–Woody Allen

Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
–Groucho Marx

We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it.
–Dave Barry

Familiarity breeds contempt – and children!
–Mark Twain

A vote is like a rifle: its usefulness depends upon the character of the user.
–Theodore Roosevelt

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
–Steven Wright

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
–George Carlin

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