31 Dec 2013
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Creeklife.com wishes you a very Happy New Year & Fabulous 2014! We hope you come visit us and join our organization in helping to clean up, restore and protect the environment and watershed ares. It will be a year full of many rewards for everyone who joins and helps and participates. Everyone can make a difference! Visit us here: http://www.creeklife.com.
31 Dec 2013
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Tags: age and experience, comedy, jokes, laughter
Here is a fun, funny joke to help everyone get through another stressful, drab last day of the year!
Patrick The Poet
The triumph of age and experience:
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem – how to carry his entire purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, ‘Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?’
The farmer said, ‘Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house I would walk you there but I can’t carry this lot.’
The old lady suggested, ‘Why don’t you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?’
‘Why thank you very much,’ he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says ‘Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time..
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, ‘I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me…How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?’
The farmer said, ‘Holy smokes lady! I’m carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?’
The old lady replied, ‘Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens.
27 Dec 2013
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Creeklife is cleaning up and protecting the environment. Visit our website and see how you can help and get rewarded for it. Got a problem need fixing? What is it? Tell us your local environment problem. Tell us now…and we’re tell you how…to get it fixed!
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25 Dec 2013
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Tags: balloons, Christ, christians, christmas, gifts, good will to all men, holidays, Jesus, kindness, trust
May your Christmas be filled with lots of fun balloons, bright lights, colorful decorations, a beautiful tree, furry and non-furry friends, fabulous food, the company of loved ones and infinite good cheer and happiness!
23 Dec 2013
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Tags: creeklife, crowdfunding, fundraising, green living, protecting
Creeklife is helping repair and protect our environment and watersheds. Everyone can help and be rewarded for their help. Check out Creeklife.com and find out how you can contribute and be rewarded for cleaning up, restoring and protecting our natural environment and watershed and wildlife ares.
Visit us here: http://www.creeklife.com.
20 Dec 2013
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Tags: amish, comedy, elevators, funny, humor, jokes
A funny joke for this fine Poet’s Day!
Patrick The Poet
Subject: Amish discover the elevator
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, ‘What is this Father?’
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, ‘Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.’
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son…