IT’S TIME FOR SOME LAUGHTER!

IT’S TIME FOR SOME LAUGHTER!

The Blind Man

A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head.

The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is quite strange. So, he decides to find out what’s going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and says, “Pardon me. May I help you with something?”

The blind man says, “No thanks. I’m just looking around.”

Weddings & Funerals

I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying, “You’re next.”
However, they stopped when I started going up to them at funerals
and poking them, saying, “You’re next!”

A LITTLE HOTDOGThe Bet

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, “I’ll take that bet!”

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said, “I can’t take this, you’re my friend.”

The blonde said, “No. A bet’s a bet.”

So the redhead said, “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o’clock news, so I can’t take your money.”

The blonde replied, “I did too, but I never thought he’d jump again!”

Meanwhile, check out Chris Hennessy’s other Touched by Hannah film trailer.  It’s awesome!  Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEqSd0SZkIQ&noredirect=1

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