DADDY, HANNAH & ICE CREAM!

CHRIS WITH HANNAH AND ICE CREAMIT’S TIME FOR SOME LAUGHTER!

Marry Me:

An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said “yes.”

The next morning when he awoke, he couldn’t remember what her answer was! “Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny…”

After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn’t remember her answer to the marriage proposal.

“Oh,” she said, “I’m so glad you called. I remembered saying ‘yes’ to someone, but I couldn’t remember who it was.”

Health Professionals in Heaven:

Three nurses died and went to Heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, who questioned them.

“What did you used to do back on Earth?” he asked the first nurse. “Why do you think you should be allowed into Heaven?”

She told him, “I was a nurse at an inner city hospital. I worked to bring healing and peace to many sufferers, especially poor children.”

“Very noble. You may enter.” And he ushered her through the gates. He asked the same questions to the next nurse.

“I was a missionary nurse in the Amazon. For many years I worked with a small group of doctors and nurses to help people in numerous tribes, healing them and telling them of God’s love.” The second nurse replied.

“Excellent!” said St. Peter. And he ushered her through the gates as well. Finally he posed his questions to the third nurse.

She hesitated, then explained, “I was just a nurse at an HMO.”

St. Peter considered her answer for a moment, then told her, “Well, you can enter, too.”

“Wow!” the nurse exclaimed in relief. “I almost thought you weren’t going to let me in.”

“Oh, you can certainly come in,” St. Peter told her, “but you can only stay for three days.”

Volvo Driver:

An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his car phone.

“Honey,” she says in a worried voice, “Be careful! There was a bit on the news just now, some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the freeway.”

“It’s worse than that,” he replies, “There are hundreds of them!”

If you enjoy our many entertaining posts here, you should also enjoy the many marvelous videos that filmmaker Chris Hennessy has created for Touched by Hannah.  Check out this film trailer for the upcoming movie that everyone is buzzed about!  Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7yeT9-EIam0#t=0

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