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As fans, friends and customers enjoy the last week of October and our amazing Columbus Day Six Percent Off Everything Monthly Sale, we ran across some funny jokes at MOVING MASTERS and just had to share with you. It’s a fun, funny and dirty job, but someone has to do it, right?
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A man needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order to make the horse go, you say, “Thank God,” and for it to stop you say, “Amen.”
So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. Hours later, he woke up and his horse was racing him towards the edge of a cliff. Just in time,
he shouted “Amen!” and the horse stopped a few inches from the edge.
At that moment the man said, “Whew,” and then absentmindedly, “thank God!”
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused
because she believes she’s prejudice.
“I took one look at those shifty eyes and that cheap polyester suit and I
immediately knew that he was guilty as sin.”
“Sit down,” says the annoyed judge. “That’s the prosecuting attorney!”
HOW THE HUMAN RACE BEGAN
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race begin?”
The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made.”
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question, “How did the human race begin?” The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?”
The mother answered, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.”