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Did you know we now have a holiday $200 REBATE SPECIAL going on. Whoever uses our long-distance moving service during this holiday season will indeed receive a $200 rebate off our fee. This is serious and no laughing matter. So tell you friends and family and everyone you know. You have to move your home, office or business, MOVING MASTERS is here for you. Check out our website for contact info and everything to need know. Segue here:

Meanwhile, here are a few funny jokes you can laugh at and also share with your friends and fellow jokers!


Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy
Bob tells Luther, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a
vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different.
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.

“Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii
and Earlene got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn’t get pregnant again.”

Luther asks Billy Bob, “So, what you gonna do this year
that’s different?”

Billy Bob says, “This year I’m taking Earlene with me.”


Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole; just fishing quietly and drinking beer.

Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Rick says, “I think I’m going to divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over two months.”

Dave continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, “You better think it over. Women like that are hard to find.”


The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

You cannot post “Thou Shalt Not Steal,” “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,” and “Thou Shall Not Lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment!


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