MOVING MASTERS SAYS IT’S TIME TO LAUGH AND SHARE THE FUN AND FACTS!

FAT CAT ATE THE GROUND HOGIT’S TIME TO LAUGH AND SHARE THE FUN AND FACTS!

The facts are in!  MOVING MASTERS not only provides the fastest, most efficient long-distance moving service anywhere. But it also helps movers box and package their belongings so we can move you straight to your new home or office right away…without delay!  Our interstate and cross-country moves are world famous. The reviews on Google+ and everywhere else don’t lie!

“Prevent a Disaster! Call Moving Masters and Move It Faster!!”
Call: 855-MOVITEZ (855-668-4839)
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Know what else? MOVING MASTERS employs the nicest and most caring moving crew in the moving business anywhere. Not only this, but all our workers love our customers and love sharing a laugh or two whenever we can. So here is some really fun, funny humor for you…from all our family here at MOVING MASTERS to yours. Have a wonderful weekend and remember we’re offering a $200 REBATE till the end of this year. So if you need to move, let’s do it!

Apples
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

“Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

Tired Dog
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An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.

He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position on the couch and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: “Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.”

The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: “He lives in a home with five children — he’s trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?”

Jury Duty
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Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because she believes she’s prejudice.

“I took one look at those shifty eyes and that cheap polyester suit and I immediately knew that he was guilty as sin.”

“Sit down,” says the annoyed judge. “That’s the prosecuting attorney!”

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