LET MOVING MASTERS MOVE YOU TO LAUGHTER & SHARING!
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OWNING A BUILDING
Doctor: “How many cigars do you smoke a day?”
Patient: “About ten.”
Doctor: “What do they cost you?”
Patient: “Two dollars a piece.”
Doctor: “My, that’s twenty dollars a day. How long have you been smoking?”
Patient: “Thirty years.”
Doctor: “Twenty dollars a day for thirty years is a lot of money.”
Patient: “Yes, it is.”
Doctor: “Do you see that office building on the corner?”
Doctor: “If you had never smoked in your life you might own that fine building.”
Patient: “Do you smoke?”
Doctor: “No, never did.”
Patient: “Do you own that building?”
A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said,
“Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die, you will
have my remains cremated.”
“And what,” his friend asked, “What do you want me to do with
The businessman said, “Just put them in an envelope and mail
them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope,
‘Now, you have everything!'”
A family is driving in their car on a holiday. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out an takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road. Frog is grateful, thanks the man, and tells him that he will grant him a wish.
Man says: please make my dog win the next dog race.
Frog asks to look at the dog which jumps out of the car. The frog notices that the dog has only got three legs and tells the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulfill his wish and asks that the man will tell him another wish. The man says: “Well, then please help that my wife will win the next beauty contest in the area. Frog asks him to tell his wife to get out of the car.
Wife comes out of the car and approaches the frog. The frog turns to the man and says: “Could I please have another look at the dog??”