MOVING MASTERS: SOME HUMOR FOR THIS GORGEOUS SPRING DAY!

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With spring in full swing up and down the east coast, Tri-State region and throughout New York and The Big Apple, we are getting real busy here at MOVING MASTERS moving happy customers and their homes and offices all over the place. We love our work and our customers, and we’d love to be your flat-rate, long distance moving company when you need the best.

Call on us, and don’t be shy! We’re here to help you. And at this moment we’re ready to share some great humor with all our followers and friends. But remember…”Prevent a Disaster! Call Moving Masters and Move It Faster!!” Drop on by our website and contact us! Here: Website: http://www.movingmasters.net

SOME HUMOR FOR THIS GORGEOUS SPRING DAY:

What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Why don’t aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
“Hey buddy, Why the Long Face”

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.

Where does the one legged waitress work?
The Ihop.

Know why a room full of married people looks so empty?
There’s not a Single person in it.

A blonde walked into a bar…
OUCHH!!!

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