59 VETERANS PROJECT: TIME TO LAUGH & SHARE OUR POST!

SAVING KITTENSTIME TO LAUGH & SHARE OUR POST!

It’s going to be serious work that all of us here at the 59 VETERANS PROJECT when photographing and videographing our national parks while teaching our veterans this significant vocation and providing them with a new profession in life.

We look forward to our exciting project going forward soon. But in the meantime, at least for today, we want to share a little military humor with all our veterans and friends and everyone else who is following our project online–with a funny bone needing to be scratched! However, don’t forget to visit our main site (here: http://www.59veterans.com) to learn more about our project when you get the chance. But first, enjoy today’s post!

IDIOTS:

As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, “All right! All you idiots fall out.”

As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention.

The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said, “Sure was a lot of ’em, huh, sir?”

NOT SO COSMIC:

A Platoon Sergeant and his Platoon Leader are bunking down in the field for the night. The Platoon Sergeant looks up and says, “When you see all the stars in the sky, what do you think, sir?”

The LT replies, “Well, I think of how insignificant we really are in the universe; how small a piece of such a grand design. I can’t help but wonder if what we do truly means anything or makes any difference. Why? What do you think of, Sergeant?”

“I think somebody stole our tent, sir!”

NO LINES:

“Well,” snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered seaman. “I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you’ll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and spit on my grave.”

“Not me, Chief!” the Seaman replied. “Once I get out of the Navy, I’m never going to stand in line again!”

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