You don’t have to hire a huge, big-name moving company to receive the best moving service possible. If anything, hiring one of the “biggies” will only cost you more and deprive you of the personalized, hands-on caring, efficient service you deserve. And this is the service we provide here at MOVING MASTERS.
We are an American and family-owned business providing the best flat-rate long distance moving service throughout New York, Tri-State and east coast regions. Our job is making the job of moving your home or business the fastest, most efficient, less expensive and careful, caring job possible. We remove the stress and take care of all the rest!
Besides all this, we also employ the friendliest staff and crews who treat you like family and even have a sense of humor to help make the whole moving process a fun experience. Really! To confirm this fact, here is some humor for all our friends and customers to enjoy this fine Thursday in America! Enjoy and remember…
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SOME HUMOR FOR YOU:
“Time is a circus, always packing up and moving further away.”
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says,”What are you doing?” She answers, “I’m moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!”
Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he’s going, he replies: “I’m going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $800 a year!”
PUT FOOT IN MOUTH:
Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.
He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face. “I’ll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives.”
His wife replies, “Why thank you, dear!”
FOR WOMEN WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR:
There are three blondes on an island, and they can’t find their way off. Also on the island is a genie. The genie says that he will grant them each one wish. So the first blonde wishes to be smart so she can get off the island. So the genie turns her into a red head, and she swims off the island. The second blonde wishes that she could be smarter than the first one, so the genie turns her into a brunet and she takes the boat off the island.
Finally, the last blonde wishes that she could be smarter than the first and second one combined, so the genie turns her into a man and he takes the bridge off the island!