LET’S SHARE A GOOD LAUGH WITH EVERYONE!
Hey, it’s a beautiful day over here at MOVING MASTERS Headquarters in delightful Brooklyn, NYC. And though we keep pretty busy moving people and their homes and businesses all over the place, we always find time to count the roses and enjoy some laughter and fun.
When you need a flat-rate long distance reliable moving company to move you (within the NY/NYC, Tri-State region and east coast) and whose honesty and diligence you can trust, don’t hesitate to call on us (visit us online here and check out our daily specials: http://bit.ly/1hmYbKd). Meanwhile, let’s enjoy some great humor and share with friends everywhere!
The Teacher says to the class: “Whoever stands up is stupid.” And no one in the class stands up. “I said, whoever stands up is STUPID!” Suddenly Little Johnny stands up. She says, “Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?”
“No, ma’am, I just thought that maybe you felt lonely being the only stupid one in the class.”
A man had a party where all the rich people attend. And the he had a pool with alligators. So he announced that anyone who will swim across this pool and come out alive will be granted three wishes.
But no one wanted to go for the challenge. All of a sudden, there was a big splash and a man was swimming like hell and came out alive. So the host asked, “What are your three wishes?”
The man replied, “Give me a shotgun and bullets and show me the jerk who pushed me in!”
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Doctor: “You’re overweight.” Patient: “I think I want a second opinion.” Doctor: “You’re also ugly.”
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? “Damn!”
How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She fell from a tree.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him!
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? “I wonder if it’s mine.”
What do you do if a idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at him!
How do you confuse a blonde forever? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.
I bet the butcher $50 that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, “No, the steaks are too high!”