MOVING MASTERS HAS SOME FUN LAUGHTER FOR YOU!

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LET’S SHARE A GOOD LAUGH WITH EVERYONE!

Hey, it’s a beautiful day over here at MOVING MASTERS Headquarters in delightful Brooklyn, NYC.  And though we keep pretty busy moving people and their homes and businesses all over the place, we always find time to count the roses and enjoy some laughter and fun.

When you need a flat-rate long distance reliable moving company to move you (within the NY/NYC, Tri-State region and east coast) and whose honesty and diligence you can trust, don’t hesitate to call on us (visit us online here and check out our daily specials: http://bit.ly/1hmYbKd).  Meanwhile, let’s enjoy some great humor and share with friends everywhere!

STAND UP!

The Teacher says to the class: “Whoever stands up is stupid.” And no one in the class stands up. “I said, whoever stands up is STUPID!” Suddenly Little Johnny stands up. She says, “Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?”

“No, ma’am, I just thought that maybe you felt lonely being the only stupid one in the class.”

THREE WISHES:

A man had a party where all the rich people attend. And the he had a pool with alligators. So he announced that anyone who will swim across this pool and come out alive will be granted three wishes.

But no one wanted to go for the challenge. All of a sudden, there was a big splash and a man was swimming like hell and came out alive. So the host asked, “What are your three wishes?”

The man replied, “Give me a shotgun and bullets and show me the jerk who pushed me in!”

ONE LINERS:

How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Doctor: “You’re overweight.” Patient: “I think I want a second opinion.” Doctor: “You’re also ugly.”

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? “Damn!”

How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She fell from a tree.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him!

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? “I wonder if it’s mine.”

What do you do if a idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at him!

How do you confuse a blonde forever? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.

I bet the butcher $50 that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, “No, the steaks are too high!”

FAST TRAINS: “All Aboard Erie” is Working on Bringing HSR to Pennsylvania!

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All Aboard Erie is raising funds to conduct a study on connecting Pennsylvania through high speed rail! Here is another chance to show that you support a country bonded through steel; be sure to visit, support, and share the All Aboard Erie KickStarter page!

And check out our beautifully illustrated book FAST TRAINS if you haven’t yet. It’s a fun, delightful and unforgettable read…for kids and adults alike! See all here: http://on.fb.me/1GLZ0ET

ENJOY SOME INSPIRATION FROM STEEL MASTERS NYC!

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STEEL MASTERS NYC is a hardworking company that builds, fabricates, repairs and installs high-quality metal works needed by the commercial real estate, construction and building industries.  Metal works such as gates, grates, grills, doors, fences, railings, fire escapes, stairways, you name it! ). Honesty, efficiency & quality are the first words to describe this family-owned business serving the greater New York City area.

The word inspiration comes to mind, too. For a company like STEEL MASTERS is what’s best about America and honest, hardworking Americans.  Visit them online and check out the quality work they do, and share this inspiration!

Online: http://bit.ly/1LmT31c

November 4th Release of Queen Ofir’s New CD/DVD!

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Our very talented friend Queen Ofir is releasing her first multilingual music CD/DVD on November 4th, and we wanted to give everyone a heads-up about it.

Among its popular tracks will be her famous tunes Ella Rompe Ventanas, Sound of the Jewish Soul and Higher (the last two up for Grammy nominations last year!). The DVD will also include a bonus of several acting skits–all combined to fill your ears, eyes and hearts with beauty, love and passion!

Check out her website to learn more and be ready for November 4th–it’s going to be a sonic beauty day!!

On the web: http://www.queenofir.com/

Check Out Moving Masters’ New Group Page on LinkedIn!

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Guess what?  MOVING MASTERS, you favorite flat-rate, long distance, honest, reliable, efficient and caring moving service (serving NYC, NY, the Tri-State region and entire east coast!) has now a bona fide group page on LinkedIn.  Yes, I know, I know, it’s not only fabulous but unbelievable.  But believe!

And we implore each and every one of you to come visit our new group page and even join us there for stimulating conversations, amazing information and facts, and to meet the greatest group of groupies since The Fab Four Fan Club!

Go here: http://bit.ly/1Mm7Kl3 and don’t miss our cosmic conversation planned for tomorrow. It will rock your world and stir your heart and soul to mutiny (to quote The Bard!) and to profound and reverent cause.

59 VETERANS PROJECT: Shout-out to Gary Sinise!

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We’d like to give a shout-out to film actor, songwriter and musician Gary Sinise who does so much for our veterans and active military personnel.  He is an exemplary individual.

Thank you, Gary, for the way you honor the U.S. Military and the military war veterans! You’re a good musician too! And thank you for putting together the Lt. Dan Band!

And when you have time, please visit us, the 59 VETERANS PROJECT, and join us in our lofty enterprise to also help veterans across the country. Here: https://www.facebook.com/59veterans

STEEL MASTERS NYC: More Solid Than Rock!

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To be solid as a rock is darn good.  But to be as solid and reliable and total quality as forged iron, impenetrable steel and incomparable fabrication and production–this is STEEL MASTERS NYC.

If you reside and/or do business in the New York City area, especially if you own commercial property or real estate, then you need look no further than STEEL MASTERS NYC to handle all your steel and cast metal fabrication, repairs and installations (gates, grates, fences, railings, fire escapes, stairways, you name it!).  Add to this the words honesty, efficiency & quality–then yeah, you can’t get anymore solid than STEEL MASTERS NYC!

Site: http://www.steelmastersnyc.com/

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