HUMOR FROM MOVING MASTERS!

DOG IN MOVING BOX
HELP US SHARE SOME GOOD HUMOR!
The rumors are true! MOVING MASTERS is the best flatrate long-distance family owned moving company on the east coast, and especially moving families, individuals, seniors and military veterans and active service members throughout the New York, NYC and Tri-State region.
However, we are not only reliable, diligent, efficient and caring to all our customers and the moving service we provide. We are also fun, funny and humorous! To prove this, here is some clean, fun humor to share with all our fans, friends and customers here on Facebook, LinkedIn, Google+, Twitter, Yelp and anywhere else you exist and know to…”Prevent a Disaster! Call Moving Masters and Move It Faster!!”
OUR CONTACT INFO:
Call: 855-MOVITEZ (855-668-4839)
Email: movingmasterss@gmail.com
OUR CLEAN, FUN HUMOR:
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year’s hide and seek champ!
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone!
Diagnosis & Cure: A doctor tells a guy: “I have bad news. You have Alzheimer’s, and you have cancer.” The guy says, “Thank God I don’t have cancer!”
Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”
A: “You can’t tuna fish.”
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
A: Idaho…Alaska?
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: “Where’s Popcorn?”
Q: What do you call sad coffee?
A: Depresso!
Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it!
Q: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?
A: Instagram.
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