READ KRISTEN McHENRY’S FABULOUS BLOG!

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PLEASE SHARE THIS AMAZING WRITING!

As always, my friend and fellow writer-poet Kristen McHenry’s weekly blog turns out the most entertaining and heartwarming posts possibly found throughout the entire World Wide Web.  And this week’s post is no exception.  In fact, it’s not only entertaining and heartwarming but also educational, informative and poignant and profound.  You deserve to read it…and deserve to make all your friends happy too! :–)

Here: http://thegoodtypist.blogspot.com/2017/03/reputable-poets-musical-chloroform_4.html

CATCH QUEEN OFIR IN THE VAMPIRE MASQUERATE TONIGHT!

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TELL EVERYONE: COME TO TONIGHT’S FINAL PERFORMANCE!

Queen Ofir has the astounding news to share that she has just obtained a signatory New York talent agent who represents numerous celebrity stars to now represent her as a singer, songwriter, performer and actress! All of us here at the fan club congratulate her and hope you may catch the last performance of her in The Vampire Masquerade tonight.
The Vampire Masquerade is completing its successful run at The Next Stage theater in Hollywood, CA, starring Queen Ofir and a host of other talented actors waiting to scare you and make you laugh and have tremendous fun.
Come catch Queen Ofir in her final performance tonight at 8:00 p.m. You don’t want to miss this exciting and entertaining show. It will be an experience you will never forget!
For news, interviews and bookings, contact ofironit@gmail.com.
And subscribe to Queen Ofir’s beautiful YouTube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsf_1GI2a5D5KY4D6FyBsgA

FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/QUEENOFIR/?fref=ts

Queen OFir Performing in The Vampire Masquerade on 10-14-16 in Hollywood, CA!

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PLEASE SHARE WITH FRIENDS FOR TONIGHT!
The Vampire Masquerade is premiering tonight in Hollywood, California, at The Next Stage theater, and it stars Queen Ofir and a host of other talented actors waiting to scare you and make you laugh and have fun.
Queen Ofir will be performing in the 9:30 p.m. show this evening, so get your tickets at the door or in advance (see attached poster) and don’t miss Queen Ofir’s seminal performance in The Vampire Masquerade. It’s going to be a trick and treating blast!

THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON FINAL PERFORMANCE!

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The Dark Side of the Moon has enjoyed a fabulously successful run, and tomorrow night is its last performance at The Next Stage theater in Hollywood, California.
The Dark Side of the Moon is a live dramatic musical event showcasing the famous, incredible sounds of Pink Floyd’s legendary music and featuring Queen Ofir and a cast of beautiful, talented artists. You don’t want to miss this final, special performance. It’s going to be a blast!
The show begins tomorrow night, Sunday, September 18, at 8:00 p.m. But come at 7:30 p.m. to get your tickets at the door. Mention Queen Ofir sent you and get your tickets for only $20 per.
Don’t miss this amazing show and special last performance!

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Let Me Write You an Unforgettable Wedding Speech!

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ATTENTION, ALL YOU LOVE BIRDS OUT THERE!

Getting married soon? Or have a love-struck friend or relative who is?

Well, I write unforgettable wedding speeches that will make royalty blush in envy! For the bride, groom, made of honor, best man or even the bartender who has a thing or two to say about it. if you need an awesome speech to make you the life of the wedding and make the wedding the event of the year, I’m your speech writing man!  Drop me a note and let’s do it. And may you live happily ever after! Here: marcelproust37@hotmail.com / http://bit.ly/1inHz5J

BUDDY THE CAT NEEDS YOU!

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PLEASE SHARE EVERYWHERE!

The incredible saga of Buddy the Cat continue on…unabated! It’s a drama worthy of every feline lover from here to Egypt. Plus, the first of Kristen McHenry’s suspenseful serial “Wolfpine Glen” has gone live! You really need to segue over to Kristen’s blog and valorously absorb her newest post.

It’s epic. It’s spellbinding…and Buddy deserves an audience!

Here: http://thegoodtypist.blogspot.com/2016/04/buddy-ban-wolfpine-glen-goes-live_30.html?spref=fb

MOVING MASTERS HAS SOME FUN LAUGHTER FOR YOU!

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LET’S SHARE A GOOD LAUGH WITH EVERYONE!

Hey, it’s a beautiful day over here at MOVING MASTERS Headquarters in delightful Brooklyn, NYC.  And though we keep pretty busy moving people and their homes and businesses all over the place, we always find time to count the roses and enjoy some laughter and fun.

When you need a flat-rate long distance reliable moving company to move you (within the NY/NYC, Tri-State region and east coast) and whose honesty and diligence you can trust, don’t hesitate to call on us (visit us online here and check out our daily specials: http://bit.ly/1hmYbKd).  Meanwhile, let’s enjoy some great humor and share with friends everywhere!

STAND UP!

The Teacher says to the class: “Whoever stands up is stupid.” And no one in the class stands up. “I said, whoever stands up is STUPID!” Suddenly Little Johnny stands up. She says, “Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?”

“No, ma’am, I just thought that maybe you felt lonely being the only stupid one in the class.”

THREE WISHES:

A man had a party where all the rich people attend. And the he had a pool with alligators. So he announced that anyone who will swim across this pool and come out alive will be granted three wishes.

But no one wanted to go for the challenge. All of a sudden, there was a big splash and a man was swimming like hell and came out alive. So the host asked, “What are your three wishes?”

The man replied, “Give me a shotgun and bullets and show me the jerk who pushed me in!”

ONE LINERS:

How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Doctor: “You’re overweight.” Patient: “I think I want a second opinion.” Doctor: “You’re also ugly.”

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? “Damn!”

How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She fell from a tree.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him!

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? “I wonder if it’s mine.”

What do you do if a idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at him!

How do you confuse a blonde forever? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.

I bet the butcher $50 that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, “No, the steaks are too high!”

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