BUDDY THE CAT NEEDS YOU!

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PLEASE SHARE EVERYWHERE!

The incredible saga of Buddy the Cat continue on…unabated! It’s a drama worthy of every feline lover from here to Egypt. Plus, the first of Kristen McHenry’s suspenseful serial “Wolfpine Glen” has gone live! You really need to segue over to Kristen’s blog and valorously absorb her newest post.

It’s epic. It’s spellbinding…and Buddy deserves an audience!

Here: http://thegoodtypist.blogspot.com/2016/04/buddy-ban-wolfpine-glen-goes-live_30.html?spref=fb

MOVING MASTERS HAS SOME FUN LAUGHTER FOR YOU!

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LET’S SHARE A GOOD LAUGH WITH EVERYONE!

Hey, it’s a beautiful day over here at MOVING MASTERS Headquarters in delightful Brooklyn, NYC.  And though we keep pretty busy moving people and their homes and businesses all over the place, we always find time to count the roses and enjoy some laughter and fun.

When you need a flat-rate long distance reliable moving company to move you (within the NY/NYC, Tri-State region and east coast) and whose honesty and diligence you can trust, don’t hesitate to call on us (visit us online here and check out our daily specials: http://bit.ly/1hmYbKd).  Meanwhile, let’s enjoy some great humor and share with friends everywhere!

STAND UP!

The Teacher says to the class: “Whoever stands up is stupid.” And no one in the class stands up. “I said, whoever stands up is STUPID!” Suddenly Little Johnny stands up. She says, “Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?”

“No, ma’am, I just thought that maybe you felt lonely being the only stupid one in the class.”

THREE WISHES:

A man had a party where all the rich people attend. And the he had a pool with alligators. So he announced that anyone who will swim across this pool and come out alive will be granted three wishes.

But no one wanted to go for the challenge. All of a sudden, there was a big splash and a man was swimming like hell and came out alive. So the host asked, “What are your three wishes?”

The man replied, “Give me a shotgun and bullets and show me the jerk who pushed me in!”

ONE LINERS:

How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Doctor: “You’re overweight.” Patient: “I think I want a second opinion.” Doctor: “You’re also ugly.”

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? “Damn!”

How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She fell from a tree.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him!

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? “I wonder if it’s mine.”

What do you do if a idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at him!

How do you confuse a blonde forever? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.

I bet the butcher $50 that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, “No, the steaks are too high!”

59 VETERANS PROJECT HAS SOME HUMOR FOR YOU!

LIGHT INFANTRYTIME FOR SOME LAUGHS & SHARE THE LAUGHTER!

Over here at headquarters company the 59 VETERANS PROJECT has been extremely busy getting our act together and our 782 Gear ready for the launch of our project to help veterans learn and obtain careers in 3D photography and videography.  But all work and no play isn’t good for anyone, unless of course you work at one of our beautiful 59 national parks!

However, the work we’re doing seeks volunteers and participants and the support of all Americans who appreciate our veterans and men and women in uniform.  So please tell your friends about us, leave us a like and a comment here, and visit our headquarters company online.  Here: http://www.59veterans.com

But before doing all this, scroll on down and enjoy some great military humor we’ve compiled to help usher in another week of summer in America!

MILITARY HUMOR IN UNIFORM:

A drill sergeant at training camp told his recruits: “Today, I have good news and bad news. First the good news: Private Morgan will be setting the pace on the morning sun.”

The men were overjoyed because Morgan was fat and slow. Then the drill sergeant added: “Now the bad news: Private Morgan will be riding a motorcycle.”

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Trying out a new army computer, an officer typed in a question: “How far is it from the mess room to the sentry box?”

The computer replied: “Six hundred.”

The officer typed: “Six hundred what?”

The computer replied: “Six hundred, sir!”

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A cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland, and they were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft’s sewage tank.

The aircraft commander was becoming impatient. Not only was the truck late, but also the airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out.

Finally the commander snapped and promised to punish the airman for his slowness.

The airman replied: “Sir, I have no stripes, it is twenty below zero, I’m stationed in Greenland, and I am pumping sewage out of airplanes. Just what are you going to do to punish me!”

MOVING MASTERS: TIME FOR SOME FUN HUMOR!

I AM THAT PERSONPLEASE SHARE EVERYWHERE & BE HAPPY!

You don’t have to hire a huge, big-name moving company to receive the best moving service possible.  If anything, hiring one of the “biggies” will only cost you more and deprive you of the personalized, hands-on caring, efficient service you deserve.  And this is the service we provide here at MOVING MASTERS.

We are an American and family-owned business providing the best flat-rate long distance moving service throughout New York, Tri-State and east coast regions.  Our job is making the job of moving your home or business the fastest, most efficient, less expensive and careful, caring job possible.  We remove the stress and take care of all the rest!

Besides all this, we also employ the friendliest staff and crews who treat you like family and even have a sense of humor to help make the whole moving process a fun experience.  Really!  To confirm this fact, here is some humor for all our friends and customers to enjoy this fine Thursday in America!  Enjoy and remember…

“Prevent a Disaster! Call Moving Masters and Move It Faster!!”
Call: 855-MOVITEZ (855-668-4839) – movingmasterss@gmail.com
Website: http://www.movingmasters.net

SOME HUMOR FOR YOU:

“Time is a circus, always packing up and moving further away.”

MOVING OUT:
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says,”What are you doing?” She answers, “I’m moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!”

Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he’s going, he replies: “I’m going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $800 a year!”

PUT FOOT IN MOUTH:
Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.

He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face. “I’ll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives.”

His wife replies, “Why thank you, dear!”

FOR WOMEN WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR:
There are three blondes on an island, and they can’t find their way off. Also on the island is a genie. The genie says that he will grant them each one wish. So the first blonde wishes to be smart so she can get off the island. So the genie turns her into a red head, and she swims off the island. The second blonde wishes that she could be smarter than the first one, so the genie turns her into a brunet and she takes the boat off the island.

Finally, the last blonde wishes that she could be smarter than the first and second one combined, so the genie turns her into a man and he takes the bridge off the island!

MOVING MASTERS: YOU READY FOR SOME HUMOR?

easter chick magnetPLEASE SHARE WITH ALL YOUR FUNNY-BONE FRIENDS!

All of us at MOVING MASTERS are looking forward to the approach of summer and becoming even more busy moving happy customers and their homes and offices throughout the New York, Tri-State and east coast region. Our flat-rate, long distance moving company can’t wait to move you safely, quickly and efficiently…and with complete honesty and care.

Call on us and don’t be shy! We’re here to help you and make your move a safe, stress-free and efficient one. Today, however, here on FB, we’re ready to share some great humor with you. Please enjoy and remember…”Prevent a Disaster! Call Moving Masters and Move It Faster!!” Drop on by our website and contact us! Here: http://www.movingmasters.net

SOME HUMOR FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL THURSDAY:

1. Escalators don’t break down…they just turn into stairs
2. “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing…except when you’re at a funeral.
3. I intend to live forever…or die trying.
4. We never knew he was a drunk…until he showed up to work sober.
5. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
6. A blind man walks into a bar…And a table, and a chair.
7. At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted? 8. Want to hear a pizza joke…nah, it’s too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the rope? Skip it. Have you heard the one about the guy in the wheelchair? Never mind, it’s too lame.

Q. What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?
A. “I can’t believe someone would stoop so low.”

Q. How did the blonde die while drinking milk.
A.  The cow sat down.

Q. What did the cat say after eating two birds lying in the sun?
A. “I just love baskin’ robins.”

Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A: “Dam!”

TIME FOR SOME HUMOR FROM MOVING MASTERS!

DOG-BEARAll of us at MOVING MASTERS continue to enjoy our beautiful spring weather as we stay busy moving happy customers and their homes and offices throughout the New York and Tri-State area and up and down the east coast. We love our work and our customers, and being your flat-rate, long distance moving company is our greatest passion!

Call on us and don’t be shy! We’re here to help you and make your move a safe, stress-free and efficient one. Today, however, here on FB, we’re ready to share some great humor with you. Please enjoy and remember…”Prevent a Disaster! Call Moving Masters and Move It Faster!!” Drop on by our website and contact us! Here: http://www.movingmasters.net

SOME HUMOR FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL SPRING DAY:

Leave As You Came:

A woman walked into the pet shop and told the owner she needed a rat and a couple of cockroaches. “What do you need them for?” “Because,” said the woman, “I’m moving and my lease says that when I move out I must leave the place in the same condition as I found it!”

Not So Lazy:

As the owner of a large company I went down to check out how everything was going. I noticed some guy just chilling in the coffee room. “Just how much are you getting paid a week?” “Two hundred bucks!” Replied the young man. Taking out my wallet I give him two hundred bucks and say, “Here is a week’s pay and don’t come back!” Turning to one of the supervisors, I ask, “How long was that lazy bum working here anyways?” “He doesn’t work here,” said the supervisor. “He just walked in to ask directions!”

Tit for Tat:

A policeman pulled a man over for speeding and weaving and asked him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he said, “Sir, I can’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?” The man got really mad and said, “Officer, I can’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”

She’s Got a Point:

A blonde was speeding down the highway when a police car pulled her over. The policeman walks up to the blonde and says, “Excuse me ma’am, could I please see your driver’s license?” The blonde looks at the policeman and says, “You cops are crazy. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you?!”

59 VETERANS PROJECT: TIME TO LAUGH & SHARE OUR POST!

SAVING KITTENSTIME TO LAUGH & SHARE OUR POST!

It’s going to be serious work that all of us here at the 59 VETERANS PROJECT when photographing and videographing our national parks while teaching our veterans this significant vocation and providing them with a new profession in life.

We look forward to our exciting project going forward soon. But in the meantime, at least for today, we want to share a little military humor with all our veterans and friends and everyone else who is following our project online–with a funny bone needing to be scratched! However, don’t forget to visit our main site (here: http://www.59veterans.com) to learn more about our project when you get the chance. But first, enjoy today’s post!

IDIOTS:

As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, “All right! All you idiots fall out.”

As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention.

The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said, “Sure was a lot of ’em, huh, sir?”

NOT SO COSMIC:

A Platoon Sergeant and his Platoon Leader are bunking down in the field for the night. The Platoon Sergeant looks up and says, “When you see all the stars in the sky, what do you think, sir?”

The LT replies, “Well, I think of how insignificant we really are in the universe; how small a piece of such a grand design. I can’t help but wonder if what we do truly means anything or makes any difference. Why? What do you think of, Sergeant?”

“I think somebody stole our tent, sir!”

NO LINES:

“Well,” snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered seaman. “I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you’ll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and spit on my grave.”

“Not me, Chief!” the Seaman replied. “Once I get out of the Navy, I’m never going to stand in line again!”

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