COME CATCH ME ON INTERCOMM RADIO THIS AFTERNOON!

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This afternoon, Monday, on Intercomm Radio, come and join host Paige Roberts with cohost Patrick P. Stafford at the Chit Chat Cafe! Check out the infographic here for show times in your region.

Paige recently interviewed Patrick on The Paige Roberts Show, and it was a rousing success. This time around they will be enjoying a more in-depth discussion on writing, online marketing, social networking and poetry, and Patrick will be providing lots of info and tips on these subjects.

Don’t miss it, and be sure to grab your pen and paper to take notes. Paige knows to always be ready to take notes when chatting with the master poet and author, and hopes you will, too. See you there!

Click here to catch the show: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/intercommradio/2016/12/27/host-paige-roberts-and-co-host-master-poet-and-author-patrick-p-stafford

Or use this link: TOBTR.COM/S/9706111

Host Paige Roberts (646) 668-8941
Co-Host Patrick P. Stafford
CHIT CHAT CAFE:
MONDAY, DEC. 26, 2016
8:00 p.m. EST
7:00 p.m. CST
6:00 p.m. MST
5:00 p.m. PST

Let Me Write You an Unforgettable Wedding Speech!

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ATTENTION, ALL YOU LOVE BIRDS OUT THERE!

Getting married soon? Or have a love-struck friend or relative who is?

Well, I write unforgettable wedding speeches that will make royalty blush in envy! For the bride, groom, made of honor, best man or even the bartender who has a thing or two to say about it. if you need an awesome speech to make you the life of the wedding and make the wedding the event of the year, I’m your speech writing man!  Drop me a note and let’s do it. And may you live happily ever after! Here: marcelproust37@hotmail.com / http://bit.ly/1inHz5J

BUDDY THE CAT NEEDS YOU!

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PLEASE SHARE EVERYWHERE!

The incredible saga of Buddy the Cat continue on…unabated! It’s a drama worthy of every feline lover from here to Egypt. Plus, the first of Kristen McHenry’s suspenseful serial “Wolfpine Glen” has gone live! You really need to segue over to Kristen’s blog and valorously absorb her newest post.

It’s epic. It’s spellbinding…and Buddy deserves an audience!

Here: http://thegoodtypist.blogspot.com/2016/04/buddy-ban-wolfpine-glen-goes-live_30.html?spref=fb

HUMOR FROM MOVING MASTERS!

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HELP US SHARE SOME GOOD HUMOR!
The rumors are true! MOVING MASTERS is the best flatrate long-distance family owned moving company on the east coast, and especially moving families, individuals, seniors and military veterans and active service members throughout the New York, NYC and Tri-State region.
However, we are not only reliable, diligent, efficient and caring to all our customers and the moving service we provide. We are also fun, funny and humorous! To prove this, here is some clean, fun humor to share with all our fans, friends and customers here on Facebook, LinkedIn, Google+, Twitter, Yelp and anywhere else you exist and know to…”Prevent a Disaster! Call Moving Masters and Move It Faster!!”
OUR CONTACT INFO:
Call: 855-MOVITEZ (855-668-4839)
Email: movingmasterss@gmail.com
OUR CLEAN, FUN HUMOR:
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year’s hide and seek champ!
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone!
Diagnosis & Cure: A doctor tells a guy: “I have bad news. You have Alzheimer’s, and you have cancer.” The guy says, “Thank God I don’t have cancer!”
Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”
A: “You can’t tuna fish.”
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
A: Idaho…Alaska?
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: “Where’s Popcorn?”
Q: What do you call sad coffee?
A: Depresso!
Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it!
Q: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?
A: Instagram.

COME JOIN THE MOVING MASTERS FUN, FRIENDLY GROUP ON LINKEDIN!

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COME JOIN & SHARE OUR FRIENDLY GROUPIES!

MOVING MASTERS is proud to be people’s favorite flat-rate, long distance, honest, reliable, efficient moving service (serving NYC, NY, the Tri-State region and entire east coast!) east of the Mississippi and flowing! Because of all this, our group page on LinkedIn is growing as well as glowing! And we want you to come visit and join us!

We are offering free advertising on our group page and lots of stimulating conversations, amazing information and facts. Not to mention the greatest group of groupies since The Rolling Stones started performing music 80 years ago!

So go here: http://bit.ly/1Mm7Kl3 and don’t miss our informative posts and joining in on all the fun, friends and fabulous benefits. This is what social networking is all about!

MOVING MASTERS HAS SOME FUN LAUGHTER FOR YOU!

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LET’S SHARE A GOOD LAUGH WITH EVERYONE!

Hey, it’s a beautiful day over here at MOVING MASTERS Headquarters in delightful Brooklyn, NYC.  And though we keep pretty busy moving people and their homes and businesses all over the place, we always find time to count the roses and enjoy some laughter and fun.

When you need a flat-rate long distance reliable moving company to move you (within the NY/NYC, Tri-State region and east coast) and whose honesty and diligence you can trust, don’t hesitate to call on us (visit us online here and check out our daily specials: http://bit.ly/1hmYbKd).  Meanwhile, let’s enjoy some great humor and share with friends everywhere!

STAND UP!

The Teacher says to the class: “Whoever stands up is stupid.” And no one in the class stands up. “I said, whoever stands up is STUPID!” Suddenly Little Johnny stands up. She says, “Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?”

“No, ma’am, I just thought that maybe you felt lonely being the only stupid one in the class.”

THREE WISHES:

A man had a party where all the rich people attend. And the he had a pool with alligators. So he announced that anyone who will swim across this pool and come out alive will be granted three wishes.

But no one wanted to go for the challenge. All of a sudden, there was a big splash and a man was swimming like hell and came out alive. So the host asked, “What are your three wishes?”

The man replied, “Give me a shotgun and bullets and show me the jerk who pushed me in!”

ONE LINERS:

How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Doctor: “You’re overweight.” Patient: “I think I want a second opinion.” Doctor: “You’re also ugly.”

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? “Damn!”

How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She fell from a tree.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him!

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? “I wonder if it’s mine.”

What do you do if a idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at him!

How do you confuse a blonde forever? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.

I bet the butcher $50 that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, “No, the steaks are too high!”

MOVING MASTERS: SOME HUMOR FOR THIS GORGEOUS SPRING DAY!

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With spring in full swing up and down the east coast, Tri-State region and throughout New York and The Big Apple, we are getting real busy here at MOVING MASTERS moving happy customers and their homes and offices all over the place. We love our work and our customers, and we’d love to be your flat-rate, long distance moving company when you need the best.

Call on us, and don’t be shy! We’re here to help you. And at this moment we’re ready to share some great humor with all our followers and friends. But remember…”Prevent a Disaster! Call Moving Masters and Move It Faster!!” Drop on by our website and contact us! Here: Website: http://www.movingmasters.net

SOME HUMOR FOR THIS GORGEOUS SPRING DAY:

What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Why don’t aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
“Hey buddy, Why the Long Face”

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.

Where does the one legged waitress work?
The Ihop.

Know why a room full of married people looks so empty?
There’s not a Single person in it.

A blonde walked into a bar…
OUCHH!!!

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