29 Jan 2016
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HELP US SHARE SOME GOOD HUMOR!
The rumors are true! MOVING MASTERS is the best flatrate long-distance family owned moving company on the east coast, and especially moving families, individuals, seniors and military veterans and active service members throughout the New York, NYC and Tri-State region.
However, we are not only reliable, diligent, efficient and caring to all our customers and the moving service we provide. We are also fun, funny and humorous! To prove this, here is some clean, fun humor to share with all our fans, friends and customers here on Facebook, LinkedIn, Google+, Twitter, Yelp and anywhere else you exist and know to…”Prevent a Disaster! Call Moving Masters and Move It Faster!!”
OUR CONTACT INFO:
Call: 855-MOVITEZ (855-668-4839)
OUR CLEAN, FUN HUMOR:
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year’s hide and seek champ!
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone!
Diagnosis & Cure: A doctor tells a guy: “I have bad news. You have Alzheimer’s, and you have cancer.” The guy says, “Thank God I don’t have cancer!”
Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”
A: “You can’t tuna fish.”
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: “Where’s Popcorn?”
Q: What do you call sad coffee?
Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it!
Q: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?
02 Aug 2015
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TIME FOR SOME LAUGHS & SHARE THE LAUGHTER!
Over here at headquarters company the 59 VETERANS PROJECT has been extremely busy getting our act together and our 782 Gear ready for the launch of our project to help veterans learn and obtain careers in 3D photography and videography. But all work and no play isn’t good for anyone, unless of course you work at one of our beautiful 59 national parks!
However, the work we’re doing seeks volunteers and participants and the support of all Americans who appreciate our veterans and men and women in uniform. So please tell your friends about us, leave us a like and a comment here, and visit our headquarters company online. Here: http://www.59veterans.com
But before doing all this, scroll on down and enjoy some great military humor we’ve compiled to help usher in another week of summer in America!
MILITARY HUMOR IN UNIFORM:
A drill sergeant at training camp told his recruits: “Today, I have good news and bad news. First the good news: Private Morgan will be setting the pace on the morning sun.”
The men were overjoyed because Morgan was fat and slow. Then the drill sergeant added: “Now the bad news: Private Morgan will be riding a motorcycle.”
Trying out a new army computer, an officer typed in a question: “How far is it from the mess room to the sentry box?”
The computer replied: “Six hundred.”
The officer typed: “Six hundred what?”
The computer replied: “Six hundred, sir!”
A cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland, and they were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft’s sewage tank.
The aircraft commander was becoming impatient. Not only was the truck late, but also the airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out.
Finally the commander snapped and promised to punish the airman for his slowness.
The airman replied: “Sir, I have no stripes, it is twenty below zero, I’m stationed in Greenland, and I am pumping sewage out of airplanes. Just what are you going to do to punish me!”
16 Jul 2015
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PLEASE SHARE EVERYWHERE & BE HAPPY!
You don’t have to hire a huge, big-name moving company to receive the best moving service possible. If anything, hiring one of the “biggies” will only cost you more and deprive you of the personalized, hands-on caring, efficient service you deserve. And this is the service we provide here at MOVING MASTERS.
We are an American and family-owned business providing the best flat-rate long distance moving service throughout New York, Tri-State and east coast regions. Our job is making the job of moving your home or business the fastest, most efficient, less expensive and careful, caring job possible. We remove the stress and take care of all the rest!
Besides all this, we also employ the friendliest staff and crews who treat you like family and even have a sense of humor to help make the whole moving process a fun experience. Really! To confirm this fact, here is some humor for all our friends and customers to enjoy this fine Thursday in America! Enjoy and remember…
“Prevent a Disaster! Call Moving Masters and Move It Faster!!”
Call: 855-MOVITEZ (855-668-4839) – email@example.com
SOME HUMOR FOR YOU:
“Time is a circus, always packing up and moving further away.”
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says,”What are you doing?” She answers, “I’m moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!”
Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he’s going, he replies: “I’m going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $800 a year!”
PUT FOOT IN MOUTH:
Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.
He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face. “I’ll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives.”
His wife replies, “Why thank you, dear!”
FOR WOMEN WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR:
There are three blondes on an island, and they can’t find their way off. Also on the island is a genie. The genie says that he will grant them each one wish. So the first blonde wishes to be smart so she can get off the island. So the genie turns her into a red head, and she swims off the island. The second blonde wishes that she could be smarter than the first one, so the genie turns her into a brunet and she takes the boat off the island.
Finally, the last blonde wishes that she could be smarter than the first and second one combined, so the genie turns her into a man and he takes the bridge off the island!
07 May 2015
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All of us at MOVING MASTERS continue to enjoy our beautiful spring weather as we stay busy moving happy customers and their homes and offices throughout the New York and Tri-State area and up and down the east coast. We love our work and our customers, and being your flat-rate, long distance moving company is our greatest passion!
Call on us and don’t be shy! We’re here to help you and make your move a safe, stress-free and efficient one. Today, however, here on FB, we’re ready to share some great humor with you. Please enjoy and remember…”Prevent a Disaster! Call Moving Masters and Move It Faster!!” Drop on by our website and contact us! Here: http://www.movingmasters.net
SOME HUMOR FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL SPRING DAY:
Leave As You Came:
A woman walked into the pet shop and told the owner she needed a rat and a couple of cockroaches. “What do you need them for?” “Because,” said the woman, “I’m moving and my lease says that when I move out I must leave the place in the same condition as I found it!”
Not So Lazy:
As the owner of a large company I went down to check out how everything was going. I noticed some guy just chilling in the coffee room. “Just how much are you getting paid a week?” “Two hundred bucks!” Replied the young man. Taking out my wallet I give him two hundred bucks and say, “Here is a week’s pay and don’t come back!” Turning to one of the supervisors, I ask, “How long was that lazy bum working here anyways?” “He doesn’t work here,” said the supervisor. “He just walked in to ask directions!”
Tit for Tat:
A policeman pulled a man over for speeding and weaving and asked him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he said, “Sir, I can’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?” The man got really mad and said, “Officer, I can’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”
She’s Got a Point:
A blonde was speeding down the highway when a police car pulled her over. The policeman walks up to the blonde and says, “Excuse me ma’am, could I please see your driver’s license?” The blonde looks at the policeman and says, “You cops are crazy. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you?!”