Eastside Chiropractic Center Thanks You!

PLEASE SHARE WITH FRIENDS!

Due to the recent snow storm (it was a beaut!) throughout our region (in and around Providence, Rhode Island), lots of people are suffering all sorts of injuries including bad backs, torn ligaments, and sore joints, bones and muscles.

But we’re here to help each and everyone of you!

However, our Facebook page Eastside Chiropractic Center, Inc. has just reached 800 page likes and connections. So we want to thank everyone who liked us and came to join us. You’re awesome!

We hope someday you get to experience the awesome chiropractic services of Amy Westrick and Eastside Chiropractic Center in Providence, Rhode Island. If you live here or are planning a visit or vacation, don’t hesitate to contact us. And hopefully before the next snow storm hits! 🙂

On FB: https://lnkd.in/gYKq6r5

On the Internet: https://lnkd.in/g4KJJiK

“You’ve just reached 800 Page likes. Good job!”

800 NEW LIKES

Check Out Kristen McHenry’s Hilarious Blog Post!

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SHARE A GOOD LAUGH WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS!

Even if you’re not into yoga, the curse of mispronouncing crazy common words, the musical Grease or the words voluptuous, volumptious and voluminous, you should find this week’s blog from intrepid writer Kristen McHenry hilarious and a whole lot of fun to read.

Don’t miss the most popular blog on the Internet and your chance to share some fun laughs with friends. Even if you are into yoga! Here: http://thegoodtypist.blogspot.com/2017/02/smug-yoga-reader-curse-reviving-grease.html

Let Me Write You an Unforgettable Wedding Speech!

WEDDING SPEECH

ATTENTION, ALL YOU LOVE BIRDS OUT THERE!

Getting married soon? Or have a love-struck friend or relative who is?

Well, I write unforgettable wedding speeches that will make royalty blush in envy! For the bride, groom, made of honor, best man or even the bartender who has a thing or two to say about it. if you need an awesome speech to make you the life of the wedding and make the wedding the event of the year, I’m your speech writing man!  Drop me a note and let’s do it. And may you live happily ever after! Here: marcelproust37@hotmail.com / http://bit.ly/1inHz5J

BUDDY THE CAT NEEDS YOU!

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PLEASE SHARE EVERYWHERE!

The incredible saga of Buddy the Cat continue on…unabated! It’s a drama worthy of every feline lover from here to Egypt. Plus, the first of Kristen McHenry’s suspenseful serial “Wolfpine Glen” has gone live! You really need to segue over to Kristen’s blog and valorously absorb her newest post.

It’s epic. It’s spellbinding…and Buddy deserves an audience!

Here: http://thegoodtypist.blogspot.com/2016/04/buddy-ban-wolfpine-glen-goes-live_30.html?spref=fb

HUMOR FROM MOVING MASTERS!

DOG IN MOVING BOX
HELP US SHARE SOME GOOD HUMOR!
The rumors are true! MOVING MASTERS is the best flatrate long-distance family owned moving company on the east coast, and especially moving families, individuals, seniors and military veterans and active service members throughout the New York, NYC and Tri-State region.
However, we are not only reliable, diligent, efficient and caring to all our customers and the moving service we provide. We are also fun, funny and humorous! To prove this, here is some clean, fun humor to share with all our fans, friends and customers here on Facebook, LinkedIn, Google+, Twitter, Yelp and anywhere else you exist and know to…”Prevent a Disaster! Call Moving Masters and Move It Faster!!”
OUR CONTACT INFO:
Call: 855-MOVITEZ (855-668-4839)
Email: movingmasterss@gmail.com
OUR CLEAN, FUN HUMOR:
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year’s hide and seek champ!
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone!
Diagnosis & Cure: A doctor tells a guy: “I have bad news. You have Alzheimer’s, and you have cancer.” The guy says, “Thank God I don’t have cancer!”
Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”
A: “You can’t tuna fish.”
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
A: Idaho…Alaska?
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: “Where’s Popcorn?”
Q: What do you call sad coffee?
A: Depresso!
Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it!
Q: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?
A: Instagram.

59 VETERANS PROJECT HAS SOME HUMOR FOR YOU!

LIGHT INFANTRYTIME FOR SOME LAUGHS & SHARE THE LAUGHTER!

Over here at headquarters company the 59 VETERANS PROJECT has been extremely busy getting our act together and our 782 Gear ready for the launch of our project to help veterans learn and obtain careers in 3D photography and videography.  But all work and no play isn’t good for anyone, unless of course you work at one of our beautiful 59 national parks!

However, the work we’re doing seeks volunteers and participants and the support of all Americans who appreciate our veterans and men and women in uniform.  So please tell your friends about us, leave us a like and a comment here, and visit our headquarters company online.  Here: http://www.59veterans.com

But before doing all this, scroll on down and enjoy some great military humor we’ve compiled to help usher in another week of summer in America!

MILITARY HUMOR IN UNIFORM:

A drill sergeant at training camp told his recruits: “Today, I have good news and bad news. First the good news: Private Morgan will be setting the pace on the morning sun.”

The men were overjoyed because Morgan was fat and slow. Then the drill sergeant added: “Now the bad news: Private Morgan will be riding a motorcycle.”

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Trying out a new army computer, an officer typed in a question: “How far is it from the mess room to the sentry box?”

The computer replied: “Six hundred.”

The officer typed: “Six hundred what?”

The computer replied: “Six hundred, sir!”

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A cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland, and they were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft’s sewage tank.

The aircraft commander was becoming impatient. Not only was the truck late, but also the airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out.

Finally the commander snapped and promised to punish the airman for his slowness.

The airman replied: “Sir, I have no stripes, it is twenty below zero, I’m stationed in Greenland, and I am pumping sewage out of airplanes. Just what are you going to do to punish me!”

MOVING MASTERS: TIME FOR SOME FUN HUMOR!

I AM THAT PERSONPLEASE SHARE EVERYWHERE & BE HAPPY!

You don’t have to hire a huge, big-name moving company to receive the best moving service possible.  If anything, hiring one of the “biggies” will only cost you more and deprive you of the personalized, hands-on caring, efficient service you deserve.  And this is the service we provide here at MOVING MASTERS.

We are an American and family-owned business providing the best flat-rate long distance moving service throughout New York, Tri-State and east coast regions.  Our job is making the job of moving your home or business the fastest, most efficient, less expensive and careful, caring job possible.  We remove the stress and take care of all the rest!

Besides all this, we also employ the friendliest staff and crews who treat you like family and even have a sense of humor to help make the whole moving process a fun experience.  Really!  To confirm this fact, here is some humor for all our friends and customers to enjoy this fine Thursday in America!  Enjoy and remember…

“Prevent a Disaster! Call Moving Masters and Move It Faster!!”
Call: 855-MOVITEZ (855-668-4839) – movingmasterss@gmail.com
Website: http://www.movingmasters.net

SOME HUMOR FOR YOU:

“Time is a circus, always packing up and moving further away.”

MOVING OUT:
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says,”What are you doing?” She answers, “I’m moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!”

Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he’s going, he replies: “I’m going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $800 a year!”

PUT FOOT IN MOUTH:
Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.

He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face. “I’ll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives.”

His wife replies, “Why thank you, dear!”

FOR WOMEN WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR:
There are three blondes on an island, and they can’t find their way off. Also on the island is a genie. The genie says that he will grant them each one wish. So the first blonde wishes to be smart so she can get off the island. So the genie turns her into a red head, and she swims off the island. The second blonde wishes that she could be smarter than the first one, so the genie turns her into a brunet and she takes the boat off the island.

Finally, the last blonde wishes that she could be smarter than the first and second one combined, so the genie turns her into a man and he takes the bridge off the island!

TIME FOR SOME HUMOR FROM MOVING MASTERS!

DOG-BEARAll of us at MOVING MASTERS continue to enjoy our beautiful spring weather as we stay busy moving happy customers and their homes and offices throughout the New York and Tri-State area and up and down the east coast. We love our work and our customers, and being your flat-rate, long distance moving company is our greatest passion!

Call on us and don’t be shy! We’re here to help you and make your move a safe, stress-free and efficient one. Today, however, here on FB, we’re ready to share some great humor with you. Please enjoy and remember…”Prevent a Disaster! Call Moving Masters and Move It Faster!!” Drop on by our website and contact us! Here: http://www.movingmasters.net

SOME HUMOR FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL SPRING DAY:

Leave As You Came:

A woman walked into the pet shop and told the owner she needed a rat and a couple of cockroaches. “What do you need them for?” “Because,” said the woman, “I’m moving and my lease says that when I move out I must leave the place in the same condition as I found it!”

Not So Lazy:

As the owner of a large company I went down to check out how everything was going. I noticed some guy just chilling in the coffee room. “Just how much are you getting paid a week?” “Two hundred bucks!” Replied the young man. Taking out my wallet I give him two hundred bucks and say, “Here is a week’s pay and don’t come back!” Turning to one of the supervisors, I ask, “How long was that lazy bum working here anyways?” “He doesn’t work here,” said the supervisor. “He just walked in to ask directions!”

Tit for Tat:

A policeman pulled a man over for speeding and weaving and asked him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he said, “Sir, I can’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?” The man got really mad and said, “Officer, I can’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”

She’s Got a Point:

A blonde was speeding down the highway when a police car pulled her over. The policeman walks up to the blonde and says, “Excuse me ma’am, could I please see your driver’s license?” The blonde looks at the policeman and says, “You cops are crazy. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you?!”

59 VETERANS PROJECT: TIME TO LAUGH & SHARE OUR POST!

SAVING KITTENSTIME TO LAUGH & SHARE OUR POST!

It’s going to be serious work that all of us here at the 59 VETERANS PROJECT when photographing and videographing our national parks while teaching our veterans this significant vocation and providing them with a new profession in life.

We look forward to our exciting project going forward soon. But in the meantime, at least for today, we want to share a little military humor with all our veterans and friends and everyone else who is following our project online–with a funny bone needing to be scratched! However, don’t forget to visit our main site (here: http://www.59veterans.com) to learn more about our project when you get the chance. But first, enjoy today’s post!

IDIOTS:

As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, “All right! All you idiots fall out.”

As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention.

The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said, “Sure was a lot of ’em, huh, sir?”

NOT SO COSMIC:

A Platoon Sergeant and his Platoon Leader are bunking down in the field for the night. The Platoon Sergeant looks up and says, “When you see all the stars in the sky, what do you think, sir?”

The LT replies, “Well, I think of how insignificant we really are in the universe; how small a piece of such a grand design. I can’t help but wonder if what we do truly means anything or makes any difference. Why? What do you think of, Sergeant?”

“I think somebody stole our tent, sir!”

NO LINES:

“Well,” snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered seaman. “I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you’ll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and spit on my grave.”

“Not me, Chief!” the Seaman replied. “Once I get out of the Navy, I’m never going to stand in line again!”

SOME HUMOR TO ENJOY & SHARE WITH YOUR NETWORK!

A LITTLE HOTDOGSOME HUMOR TO ENJOY & SHARE WITH YOUR NETWORK!

Hey, we’re MOVING MASTERS, your friendly, family-owned long distance moving company serving all the east coast, especially New York and Tri-State region. Our Columbus Day 6% off everything sale for all of October is in full swing and we can’t wait to hear from more of you!

Meanwhile, we ran across some fun jokes and wanted to share. Please enjoy and send to your friends and network. And remember two things: visit us online at http://www.movingmasters.net. Plus these immortal words from Alfred E. Neuman: “Prevent a Disaster!  Call Moving Masters and Move It Faster!!”

MORNING CONFESSIONAL:

Mary Clancy goes up to Father McGuire for a private confessional after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears. He says, “So what’s bothering you, Mary my dear?”

She says, “Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news. My husband passed away last night.”

The priest says, “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?”

She says, “That he did, Father.”

The priest says, “What did he ask, Mary?”

She replies, “He said, ‘Please Mary, put down that damn gun!'”

PARENTING:

A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter’s room when she finds a bondage magazine hidden under the bed. She shows it to her husband and asks him what he thinks they should do.

After flicking through the magazine her husband says, “To be honest I’m not sure, but I don’t think spanking her is going to help.”

A DOCTOR’S LECTURE:

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

“Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, “Wedding Cake.”

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