MOVING MASTERS: SOME HUMOR FOR THIS GORGEOUS SPRING DAY!

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With spring in full swing up and down the east coast, Tri-State region and throughout New York and The Big Apple, we are getting real busy here at MOVING MASTERS moving happy customers and their homes and offices all over the place. We love our work and our customers, and we’d love to be your flat-rate, long distance moving company when you need the best.

Call on us, and don’t be shy! We’re here to help you. And at this moment we’re ready to share some great humor with all our followers and friends. But remember…”Prevent a Disaster! Call Moving Masters and Move It Faster!!” Drop on by our website and contact us! Here: Website: http://www.movingmasters.net

SOME HUMOR FOR THIS GORGEOUS SPRING DAY:

What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Why don’t aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
“Hey buddy, Why the Long Face”

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.

Where does the one legged waitress work?
The Ihop.

Know why a room full of married people looks so empty?
There’s not a Single person in it.

A blonde walked into a bar…
OUCHH!!!

FROM MOVING MASTERS: TO ALL OUR FRIENDS AND YE LADS & LASSIES!

ST. PATTY'S DAY DOG

 

TO ALL OUR FRIENDS AND YE LADS & LASSIES!

All of us here at MOVING MASTERS want to take this occasion to wish everyone a warm, wonderful and safe St. Patrick’s Day.  Irish or not, have fun.  And remember, spring is almost upon us.  And MOVING MASTERS is ready, willing and available to take care of all your home or office moving needs.  With a flat-rate long distance service, competitive pricing and the caring, conscientious customer service you deserve.

Have a tasty green drink on us (or two or three!) and don’t hesitate to call on MOVING MASTERS when you need to move…and be moved fast and with care!

“Prevent a Disaster! Call Moving Masters and Move It Faster!!”
Call: 855-MOVITEZ (855-668-4839)
Email: movingmasterss@gmail.com
Website: http://www.movingmasters.net

CHECK OUT QUEEN OFIR–ACTRESS EXTRAORDINAIRE!

ACTING PHOTO OF OFIR

 

 

 

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Queen Ofir (Ofir Engel) is not only a singer/songwriter and performing artist but also an establish film actor, having performed and starred in several films, commercials and music videos.

Ofir also produces, creates and edits creative videos for private individuals, celebrities and businesses. Queen Ofir is available for mainstream film roles in dramas, comedies and musicals, but also can star in your film as well as help create and produce it for you!

Talent, experience and passion, let Ofir bring your feature movie, music video or commercial film to the highest level of passionate success!

Check out her professional film career on IMDb: http://www.imdb.me/ofir
See some of her hot videos: http://www.youtube.com/queenofir
Catch her music here: rhttp://www.songcastmusic.com/profiles/ofir
Visit her fan site here: http://www.facebook.com/queenofir

And her website: http://www.queenofir.com/

Send inquiries and bookings to passionshowrecords@gmail.com or call 714-509-0916

QUEEN OFIR: 2015 IS GOING TO BE A BEAUTIFUL YEAR!

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2015

2015 IS GOING TO BE A BEAUTIFUL YEAR!

Queen Ofir and her entire production and marketing staff want to thank everyone who have given their support and patronage to our favorite and very talented artist Ofir. 2014 was a good year, but 2015 we envision to be even better, and it will be our pleasure to continue to share the upcoming events, song and film premiers, and all that’s happening with her ongoing acting, songwriting and performing career.

So from all of us to all of you, we wish you a beautiful 2015 and sensationally HAPPY NEW YEAR!

LONE URL: https://www.facebook.com/QUEENOFIR/photos/a.251589575000938.1073741828.251554095004486/390275681132326/?type=1&theater

PLEASE SHARE SO EVERYONE CAN BENEFIT!

MM-VETPLEASE SHARE SO EVERYONE CAN BENEFIT!

You won’t believe how excited I am over here at MOVING MASTERS. The phone is ringing of the hook and I and others have had to grow lots of extra arms to greet all the new customers and lucky folks taking advantage of our holiday special rebate for long-distance moving for this holiday.  It’s a $200 REBATE we’re talking here if you hadn’t heard!

But now you have, so please spread the word and visit our website and LinkedIn to learn everything you need about our family-owned, topnotch customer-service moving company serving New York, Tri-State region, east coast and cross-country moving.

People need to move all the time, be it their home or office or business.  We provide the fastest, most efficient and honest service around, and can’t wait to help you with your move.  Please check us out, leave us a like and any questions you may have.  And to all our veterans and active duty military personnel: WE SALUTE YOU.  A Happy Veterans Day to you!

“Prevent a Disaster! Call Moving Masters and Move It Faster!!”
Call: 855-MOVITEZ (855-668-4839)
Email: mrbosco220@aol.com
LinkedIn: http://lnkd.in/b9TPUE3
Website: http://www.movingmasters.net/

ATTENTION, ACTORS AND WOULD-BE ACTORS!

THE BARRYMORES

ATTENTION, ACTORS AND WOULD-BE ACTORS!

Tomorrow night another Monday class will be conducted and directed by renowned actor and acting coach John Barrymore. His family lineage spans over 100 years of Hollywood film, stage and television. And John has skillfully extracted the best and proven concepts he has inherited and learned over the years.

It’s your career in a crowded field of competition, remember. However, each class session is unique and affords you benefits regardless when you’ve previously attended or what experience you have. Allow yourself to rise to greatness and success. Hone and perfect your acting skills to the next level!

For more info and to register, call Ofir at 949.526.4292. And don’t forget that Tuesday is a federal holiday. So it’s perfect to check out the class this Monday (tomorrow!). And remember that casting directors place talent based upon skills and resume. If they recognize you’ve been trained by John Barrymore or Lee Strasberg then they will be confident you will work well with any director, and in turn can get hired!

Visit the site here and then call Ofir! https://www.facebook.com/events/352047751639718/?ref_dashboard_filter=upcoming&sid_reminder=8399702398741774336

 

TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT MOVING MASTERS!

MM2TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT MOVING MASTERS!

It’s not too late to take advantage of our Six % off everything sale here at MOVING MASTERS. We are your long-distance, flat-rate fast and efficient moving company servicing all the east coast, New York and Tri-State region. And if you need to move between states or from the east coast to the west (or vice versa), MOVING MASTERS is here to do it for you. Our Columbus Day 6% Discount Sale is still available to you!

Honesty, topnotch customer service, a crew and staff of workers who give the personal touch to every customer, this is us. Give us a call or drop an email and let’s talk. You need to move? Let a reliable, family-owned, experienced moving company do it for you.

“Prevent a Disaster! Call Moving Masters and Move It Faster!!”
Call: 855-MOVITEZ (855-668-4839)
Email: mrbosco220@aol.com
Website: http://www.movingmasters.net/

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