HUMOR FROM MOVING MASTERS!

DOG IN MOVING BOX
HELP US SHARE SOME GOOD HUMOR!
The rumors are true! MOVING MASTERS is the best flatrate long-distance family owned moving company on the east coast, and especially moving families, individuals, seniors and military veterans and active service members throughout the New York, NYC and Tri-State region.
However, we are not only reliable, diligent, efficient and caring to all our customers and the moving service we provide. We are also fun, funny and humorous! To prove this, here is some clean, fun humor to share with all our fans, friends and customers here on Facebook, LinkedIn, Google+, Twitter, Yelp and anywhere else you exist and know to…”Prevent a Disaster! Call Moving Masters and Move It Faster!!”
OUR CONTACT INFO:
Call: 855-MOVITEZ (855-668-4839)
Email: movingmasterss@gmail.com
OUR CLEAN, FUN HUMOR:
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year’s hide and seek champ!
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone!
Diagnosis & Cure: A doctor tells a guy: “I have bad news. You have Alzheimer’s, and you have cancer.” The guy says, “Thank God I don’t have cancer!”
Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”
A: “You can’t tuna fish.”
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
A: Idaho…Alaska?
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: “Where’s Popcorn?”
Q: What do you call sad coffee?
A: Depresso!
Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it!
Q: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?
A: Instagram.
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SOME FABULOUS MOVING TIPS FROM MOVING MASTERS!

2TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THE BEST MOVING COMPANY!
One of our favorite sayings here at MOVING MASTERS will never change: You deserve the best. So hire the best and forget the rest!
So naturally, as an American-owned, family-owned moving company, MOVING MASTERS offers the best, fastest and most efficient flatrate, long distance moving service across New York, Tri-State region and east coast. And we also provide daily promotions, moving coupons and special offers every day of the week.
Plus, we love giving our friends, fans and customers moving tips whenever we can. Thus we have some for you today. Meanwhile, don’t forget our byline:
“Prevent a Disaster! Call Moving Masters and Move It Faster!!”
Call: 855-MOVITEZ (855-668-4839)
Email: movingmasterss@gmail.com
FIVE GREAT MOVING TIPS:
1. Gather packing supplies before you start. There’s nothing more frustrating, then having to stop half-way through a packing session in order to get more supplies.
2. Packed boxes should weigh less than 50 pounds.
3. Pack heavier items on the bottom.
4. Stuff socks, scarves, pillow cases and other small fabric items in holes and crevices in boxes – just make sure you keep pairs of socks together!
5. Make sure all boxes can close properly and be sealed so the tops are flat. If you over-pack a box, you risk damage to the contents.
You can make your move smooth and even fun. And hire MOVING MASTERS to make it a complete success!

MOVING MASTERS HAS SOME INSPIRATION FOR YOU!

2ND PICPLEASE SHARE THE INSPIRATION!
We are MOVING MASTERS, your No. 1 flat-rate long distance moving company in NYC, Tri-State and entire East Coast! Don’t try to move your home or business yourself and suffer the outrageous grief and expense of self-moving that you need not suffer!
Instead, hire an experienced, competent and reliable moving company who will treat you with care, efficiency and respect.
Call us and use a professional and family owned moving service like MOVING MASTERS! And for today’s and every day’s fabulous promotion, please visit our website. Right here: http://www.movingmasters.net/moving-services/long-distance/
So call us and say hello and get your free moving quote! In the meantime, here’s some inspiration we want to share with you!
INSPIRING QUOTES:
“Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon ’em.”
–William Shakespeare
“Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.” –Albert Einstein
“It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up.” –Vince Lombardi
“When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.” –Franklin D. Roosevelt

ENJOY SOME INSPIRATION FROM STEEL MASTERS NYC!

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STEEL MASTERS NYC is a hardworking company that builds, fabricates, repairs and installs high-quality metal works needed by the commercial real estate, construction and building industries.  Metal works such as gates, grates, grills, doors, fences, railings, fire escapes, stairways, you name it! ). Honesty, efficiency & quality are the first words to describe this family-owned business serving the greater New York City area.

The word inspiration comes to mind, too. For a company like STEEL MASTERS is what’s best about America and honest, hardworking Americans.  Visit them online and check out the quality work they do, and share this inspiration!

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