59 VETERANS PROJECT: TIME TO LAUGH & SHARE OUR POST!

SAVING KITTENSTIME TO LAUGH & SHARE OUR POST!

It’s going to be serious work that all of us here at the 59 VETERANS PROJECT when photographing and videographing our national parks while teaching our veterans this significant vocation and providing them with a new profession in life.

We look forward to our exciting project going forward soon. But in the meantime, at least for today, we want to share a little military humor with all our veterans and friends and everyone else who is following our project online–with a funny bone needing to be scratched! However, don’t forget to visit our main site (here: http://www.59veterans.com) to learn more about our project when you get the chance. But first, enjoy today’s post!

IDIOTS:

As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, “All right! All you idiots fall out.”

As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention.

The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said, “Sure was a lot of ’em, huh, sir?”

NOT SO COSMIC:

A Platoon Sergeant and his Platoon Leader are bunking down in the field for the night. The Platoon Sergeant looks up and says, “When you see all the stars in the sky, what do you think, sir?”

The LT replies, “Well, I think of how insignificant we really are in the universe; how small a piece of such a grand design. I can’t help but wonder if what we do truly means anything or makes any difference. Why? What do you think of, Sergeant?”

“I think somebody stole our tent, sir!”

NO LINES:

“Well,” snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered seaman. “I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you’ll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and spit on my grave.”

“Not me, Chief!” the Seaman replied. “Once I get out of the Navy, I’m never going to stand in line again!”

MOVING MASTERS: TIME FOR SOME INSPIRATION!

ANOTHER CRAZY CAT LADY STARTUP KITPLEASE READ, ENJOY & SHARE!

We are making it through another beautiful week in spring, and all of us here at MOVING MASTERS are enjoying the inspiration!

As everyone knows, MOVING MASTERS relishes moving people (home and office) fast, efficiently and safely almost anywhere they need to move to along the east coast and NYC/Tri-State region. Our customers are like family and best friends to us. So you can expect a special personal touch with lots of TLC when you use our MOVING MASTERS.  We draw inspiration from our work and wish to inspire everyone with the same high standard of inspiration and hard work. Our flat-rate, long distance, people-come-first moving company is here for you!

In furtherance of this, here are some really great quotes for your inspiration and reading pleasure. Enjoy and remember…

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WORDS OF INSPIRATION TO SHARE!

“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
–George Eliot

“Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.”
–Albert Einstein

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.”
–Will Rogers

“People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
–Steve Jobs

MY BUDDY TIBBITT

Cat in the kitchen, Stock Photo - 12694183

Once of the best and most loving buddy cats I ever had (or I should say he had me!) was my two-thirds calico cat Tibbitt.  I named him Tibbitt cause he had an operatic voice like the famous baritone from years ago, Lawrence Tibbitt.  Well, my Tibbett could sing with the best of them!  When I lost him and knew he was gone, I wrote him this tribute poem.  For those of you who have had buddy cats and appreciate our feline friends, I think you might enjoy my humble little poem here.  You might even take it to heart…and then to heaven with you!

Patrick The Poet

 

TIBBITT

I lost a dear, tender cat friend today,
A true friend I loved more than words can say.
And though I didn’t see him killed, or die,
When he didn’t come home today, my heart knew why.

I guess the creatures we love and who love us
Sometimes love us beyond all human belief.
Yes, they do become like angels above us.
But first they go off to die alone to spare us grief.

THE RETAIL CAT!

Isn’t it fun to find fun, funny, feel-good blurbs like this online?  And I don’t even charge for this sagaciously jocular service! 
 
Enjoy.
 
Patrick The Poet

 

 

A
strawberryblonde was weed-eating her
 
yard and accidentally cut off the tailof her
 
cat which was hiding in the grass.

She rushed her cat, along with the tail,
 
over to WAL-MART!

 
Why WAL-MART??

 
HELLOOOOOOOOO!


WALMART is the largest re-tailer in the
 
world!!!
 
 

       

 





TO ALL OUR ‘NUTTY’ FRIENDS….


Have a fabulous STRESS-FREE day!!!!
 
 
 

The Retailer

Isn’t it fun to be able to visit this place called the Internet and then be able to read  fun, funny, feel-good blurbs like this?  And I don’t even charge for this sagaciously jocular service! 
 
Enjoy.
 
Patrick The Poet

 
Subject: De Stress!!
 
 
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scroll down to see this…read below….
 

A
strawberry blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tailof her cat which was hiding in the grass.

She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART!

Why WAL-MART??

HELLOOOOOOOOO!

WALMART is the largest re-tailer in the world!!!
       

 

TO ALL OUR ‘NUTTY’ FRIENDS….

Have a fabulous STRESS-FREE day!!!!