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I am an experienced LinkedIn and social network writer, editor and marketing expert you can trust. I can write you an amazing LinkedIn profile (or other online profile) or improve the one you now have, and make it succeed for you and give you leverage and prestige!

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Parents and grandparents would often tell us to count our blessings. Here’s at least one we should count. — Patrick The Poet



There are things only a poet knows,
Who was born to share them till the end.
That when the rain falls and the wind blows,
You need to share your heart with a friend.

For no one should go through life alone.
Nor go through life without confessing
That when the waves crash and the sands moan,
You need to count your every blessing.

For there are things every poet knows,
Which neither time nor death can destroy.
One is the memory of all those
Who brought you friendship and gave you joy.


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Memories are everything. And sometimes they are incredibly haunting things. — Patrick The Poet



All the people I loved so true
Have become like ghosts inside me.
Where I keep them alive and new
Like the sand does the mournful sea.

Sometimes they rise without warning
Or at my bidding and wanting.
But every evening and morning
I worship their time of haunting.

Thus, I am a soul torn apart,
Like the dead who live inside me.
Still, love knows how to soothe a heart
Like the sand does the mournful sea.


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