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Learn To Trust Your Husband!

To all you wives out there, make sure you read this joke and take it to heart.  To all you husbands out there, make sure you read it too and your wives definitely read it and take it to heart!


Learn To Trust Your Husband!
There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband, for example…

A wife comes home late one night, arriving early from being out of town and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.

She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

“Hi Darling”, he says. “Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom.”


Marriage Counseling

Here is a really funny joke I just had to share with my friends and followers here.  And be you husband or wife, it’s one you should really enjoy!

Marriage Counseling

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,

painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years

they had been married.

On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,

feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs

she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist

got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he

embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched

with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife

needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?”

“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays,

but on Fridays, I fish.”