Space Monkeys


Space Monkeys


NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when they thought they were ready, they placed all three in the shuttle and got ready to send them up into space.

As the moment came closer NASA’s mission control center announced, “This is mission control to Monkey One. Initiate!”

At that the first monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle’s engines ignited and the shuttle took off.

Two hours later NASA’s mission control center announced, “This is mission control to Monkey Two. Initiate!”

At that the second monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle separated from the empty fuel tanks.

Another two hours later mission control announced, “This is mission control to the astronaut…”

At this the astronaut responded “I know, I know. Feed the monkeys and don’t touch anything.”


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THIS WEEK’S BAR QUOTES – (from 03-26-10)

No boring, humdrum bar quotes here anywhere, that’s for sure!  Enjoy.

Patrick The Poet

THIS WEEK’S BAR QUOTES – (from 03-26-10)

Why indeed must God be a noun? Why not a verb–the most active and dynamic of all.
–Mary Daly

Patience is power; with time and patience the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown.
–Chinese Proverb

True life is lived when tiny changes occur.
–Count Leo Tolstoy

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.
–John Morely

Such subtle Covenants shall be made,Till Peace itself is War in Masquerade.
–John Dryden

An army of deer would be more formidable commanded by a lion, than an army of lions commanded by a deer.

You have to expect that if you cuss out the world, The world is going to cuss back.
–Andrew Young

A pessimist is one who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
–Oscar Wilde

An epigram is only a wisecrack that’s played at Carnegie Hall.
–Oscar Levant

It is much easier to suppress a first desire than to satisfy those that follow.
–Benjamin Franklin

If this is philosophy, it is at any rate a philosophy that is not in its right mind.
–Georg C. Lichtenberg

No great advance has ever been made in science, politics, or religion, without controversy.
–Lyman Beecher

A great man stands on God. A small man on a great man.
–Ralph Waldo Emerson

Napoleon affords us an example of the danger of elevating one’s self to the absolute, and sacrificing everything to the carrying out of an idea.
–Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The wisdom of the wise, and the experience of ages, may be preserved by quotation.
–Isaac Disraeli

Good Sam News!

NEWS FLASH! — Touched by Hannah film update!

After an amazing meeting with the executive board of the Good Samaritan Hospital in the Bay Area, film producer Chris Hennessy is excited to say that the hospital wants to work with us!  Good Sam wants to assist and contribute to our film Touched by Hanna!  And we’ll be negotiating the finer details over the next couple months to be able to shoot the recreated film scenes at the Good Sam Hospital!

They are also letting us use their logo and written text in our upcoming Indiegogo crowdfunding campaign.

Meanwhile, Stanford Hospital is letting us mention them.  But both these events will definitely help our outreach to local media for publicity.

We’re currently working with getting some major local media publicity that includes coverage for TV, radio, newspaper and online media outlets.  When we get dates set in stone with media then we will FINALLY announce the date of the Indiegogo launch.

So stay tuned!  And please visit our Touched by Hannah website for further information and updates.  We can’t wait to see you at the movies!

Touched by Hannah website:

Hannah on the Rollercoaster!



Our lovely Hannah loves to ride the rollercoaster.  But she doesn’t love it more than we love her!  What we also love is the movie Touched by Hannah we are working on and can’t wait to produce and create later this year.  And we hope all of you can’t wait to see it!

Meanwhile, please visit our promo video to give you a sneak preview of the epic feature film that is coming.  it’s going to be inspirational and emotionally uplifting.  And we can’t wait to share it with everyone!  Visit the promo video here and please leave a like:

THIS WEEK BAR QUOTES – (from 03-19-10)

It’s okay to read on Tuesday what should have been posted on Monday.  So enjoy this week’s bar quotes!

Patrick The Poet


THIS WEEK BAR QUOTES – (from 03-19-10)
Let me give you the definition of ethics: it is good to maintain life and to further life. It is bad to damage and destroy life. And this ethic, profound and universal, has the significance of a religion. It is religion.
–Albert Schweitzer

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.

The major value in life is not what you get. The major value in life is what you become.
–Jim Rohn

The cosmos is neither moral or immoral; only people are. He who would move the world must first move himself.
–Edward Ericson

The government is merely a servant–merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isn’t. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.
–Mark Twain

The only question with wealth is, what do you do with it?
–John D. Rockefeller

Gossip is when you hear something you like, about someone you don’t.
–Earl Wilson

The truth is more important than the facts.
–Frank Lloyd Wright

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
–Doug Larson

There are only two ways of getting on in the world: by one’s own industry, or by the stupidity of others.
–Jean De La Bruyere

Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong.
–Sir Winston Churchill

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid.
–Albert Einstein
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they
have to say something.
Lenience will operate with greater force, in some instances than rigor. It is therefore my first wish to have all of my conduct distinguished by it.
–George Washington
Like all weak men, he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing one’s mind.
–W. Somerset Maugham
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
–Cordell Hull
He is rich or poor according to what he is, not according to what he has.
–Henry Ward Beecher
Hollywood money isn’t money. It’s congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
–Dorothy Parker


Beautiful lips

Someone I once really loved had the most beautiful lips I’ve ever seen or kissed.  So, naturally, a poem was demanded to be written and this whole issue be addressed appropriately!

Patrick The Poet



Your lips are so beautiful and sweet,
My eyes should not ever stop gazing.
Though if others there be more complete,
They could never be more amazing!

For a fool he’ll be in the making
Who spent not one moment missing them.
How could love go without the taking?
Or spend one day without kissing them?



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